Monday 24 December 2012

Boulle's Jewels - Buy it!

This is a message.
On behalf of Francis Maximilien Yvan Christophe Boulle.
The message is a simple one...
Buy Boulle's Jewels!

If you would like to participate in this utterly splendid production, the lyrics have been transcribed below for your absolute convenience.

This is a story all about how, Boulle's life got flipped, turned upside down -
and we'd like to take a minute just sit right here, 
and we'll tell you how he became the prince of a show called MIC.

west side of Chelsea, born and raised
at boarding school where he spent most of his days, 
chilling out, sourcing diamonds all cool,
and all out on his skateboard out after school -
when he decided to write a book, 
about how to be him.
To let the less fortunate people, 
let out the business animal within.
Apparently galleries are the place to be
and fashionistas are a no no, 
'oh who me?'

So grab some champagne -
and we hope for your sake,
Boulle's Jewels is under  your Christmas tree!
Boulle's Jewels.
Buy it!

Thanks for the book Francis! We are totes ready to become diamond extraordinaires. Toodle-pip!







Disclaimer: The rappers accept no liability for the content of this post or for the consequences of any actions taken on the basis of the information provided.
Furthermore, they are innocent of all charges of hearing loss, repetitive-play-syndrome and the necessity to then buy Boulle's Jewels. (£9.99 from Amazon)!
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