so there's this roller skating rink in Kings Cross.
and we decided to go.
but neither of us can roller skate.
LET THE FUN COMMENCE!
a nice big arrow showing the way
in case you get lost
yep that's right they've got bunting.
already the best roller rink EVA
walk this way
skate this way-ay
we so retro baby
what time is it?
IT'S SKATE O'CLOCK
WAIT
but what if I don't want to let go
k, I'm cool now.
let's do this.
huh well this is actually
SUPER MEGA AWESOME
I will not fall over
I will not fall over
I will NOT fall over
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
oh dangit
I fell over
where shall we go and drown out the pain
oh handy
well this'll do nicely
we're OBSESSED with hard shakes
(see previous dribbling here)
and where better to drink them than on fake grass eh?
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so basically the less you know about roller skating the better.
even if you do have a sore bum bum afterwards.
which we totally don't have.
nope.