once upon a time
there was a girl named Emily
who ate all her sister's halloween candy.
(let's just say she wasn't best pleased)
Beth decided to take revenge in the only way she knew how -
death by spoon
the perfect moment arose while
Emily was peacefully sleeping
Beth seized the moment and attacked
she poked the curved metal object into the throat of her enemy
Luckily Emily learnt her lesson that day:
to never get between Beth and her chocolate
let this serve as a warning you fellow strawbs.
never steal your sissy's snacks
OR YOU'LL BE NEXT
*no Emilys were harmed in the making of this blog post
