fellow witches and wizards
we have gathered you here today, in the name of snackery
but there's no need for sorcery folks
these jolly quick recipes are a compulsory module for a new class this term:
Introduction to Cakes and Baking
we will begin with two chocolately treats
(NO TRICKS HERE PLEASE. we're looking at you Mr. Malfoy)
can be rustled up faster than you can say
wingardium leviosa
Ingredients:
fingers
ice cream cones
cooking chocolate
oreos
reese's
SORTING HAT
begin by melting the chocolate.
we used magic, but you muggles out there may require a microwave
then slice the cone to the preferred size
put the cone in the bowl
and swirl it all around
then attach to the oreo using more of the chocolate
we decided to give ol' Sorty the fresh girly feel he was craving
BROOMSTICK
attach two reece's together using the same melted chocolate
then press through the centre with a (chocy) finger
as we like to say in magic land
ABRACADABRA
after a little chill in the fridge they're ready to eat
or use
hmmmmmmmmmm
GRYFFINDOR
Prof. Bread, the new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher,
decided to shrink himself to fully test out his creation
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
He much preferred his new broomstick over his old Nimbus 1999
