In the muggle world you commemorate today with the rhyme:
Remember, remember the fifth of November
gunpowder, treason and plot
I see no reason, why gunpowder treason
should ever be forgot
But here in the wizarding world
it's just an average day where we still gots to be battling with
*whisper*
he who must not to named
sparkler? wand? sparkler? wand?
Hello there. My name is Hermione Granger.
And I'm about to teach you how to say wingardium leviosa
one moment please
erm, DRAMATIC PAUSE
STUPEFY
hahaha geddit? because you're stupid!
don't worry Hermy I'm here
and I thought your joke was hilarious
why didn't you laugh at her joke?
EXPELLIARMUS
aha
that's cute you tried to use Incendio on me
so you think that by making a fire around me that my vision will be inhibited and I will therefore not be able to focus my spells accurately at your person?
well you'd BE WRONG
now would you rather eat slugs or be covered in boils?
ah the latter, what a splendid choice
FURNUNCULUS
don't you dare take another step towards me
IMPENDIMENTA
well then how about experiencing some muggle weaponry? hashtag sword attack
SECTUMSEMPRA
dance baby dance
TART-ANT-AL-LEG-RA
ew okay so that was the grossest thing I've ever seen
LOCOMOTOR MORTIS
CRUCIO
muahahahahahahahahaha
Ginny, let's stop with the niceties hey?
AVADA KEDAVRA
yeah that's right
you just got served
tell Voldy he's next
much appreciated
Ginny and Hermione x
