Tuesday 10 December 2013

Strawbmas: Crackers

ho ho ho 
father strawbmas here
the elves have asked me to pass along a little spot of diy they've been experimenting with
and i'm proud to announce that they were perhaps a little (or a lot)
 inspired by a certain handsome bearded man...
christmas + elves = crafty
because why buy crackers
WHEN YOU CAN MAKE THEM

kit

santa

if your own personal elves are too busy this holiday season,
here's what you'll need to make the crackers yourself

need

oh don't me and frosty look just dashing

back

kitin

jolly good show 
the elves have included one of my all time favourite classic jokes
luckily it'll never happen though
frosty is much too afraid of sparkly vampires

joke

now the elves have instructed me to tell you to attach the snap...
 TO MY INSIDES!?
now that doesn't sound too comfy

snapact

oh do stop admiring me 
you're making me blush

folded

a tad more feminine than i'd like 
but i can appreciate a good bow

bow

did you know:
i have written every single christmas joke ever told.
despite what the elves might say.

jokes

pop the joke into my head

jokesanta

along with a nice stripy christmas hat

hatsanta

now for the presents, my favourite part.
you could either go for a cheeky chocolate snack...

choc

or some makeup for a certain special lady
Mrs. Claus 
LOOK AWAY NOW

makeup

why don't i look so regal 

santaalmost

don't forget to attach a pom pom to give my hat the full beauty it requires

pompom

WHO IS THIS IMPOSTER!
i demand you give me my beard this instant!

santabeth

thank you. 
it suits my complexion far better 

beard

now the final step of securing the belt

belt

hey!
wait!
no!
i didn't agree to this part!

pull

okay well i'm off
got lots of present supervision to be doing you see
ta ta for now 
see you in 12 days
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