do you want to know what would have happened
if the strawberry sisters were cast as
Anna and Elsa from Frozen
well then, this post is right up your street
DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN?
why would i want to build a snowman?
my power to turn inanimate objects into nail varnish has nothing to do with snow
show me what you got sissy
will it work on this cushion?
all i have to do it point
and it becomes a nail varnish of a completely uncorrelated colour
now i've always mixed feelings towards this bin
well it's now a nail varnish
much more useful than a silly bin
how about this piggy bank?
let me show you AGAIN that i just need to point
i know i'm just so magical
hashtag bored can't you do anything else?
you're a mean sissy!
anna turns into a nail varnish at elsa's point
i didn't mean to turn anna into a nail varnish!
how will i turn her back? by flicking her over?
maybe by giving her a nice big sister cuddle!
woop de woop woop
turns out true sisterly love is what breaks the spell
and they both lived happily ever
and never got bored of giving each other manicures